March 13, 2005

Hey, bloom, give the rose a kiss on your way out

Yes, that's right. The bloom is off the rose. I will illustrate by relating the following conversation this morning:

Girl Child: [throws her socks up in the air in the kitchen while I have my coffee and NY Times]

Me: Don't throw things around in the kitchen.

GC: Why not?

Me: Because the kitchen is probably the most dangerous room in the house.

GC: Why?

Me: Because there are things that could burn you here, things that could cut you, things that you could knock over and . . . [GC walks out]

Wife in dining room: What was Pappa saying to you?

GC to wife: I don't know, something about the kitchen. [tone, according to my wife, like a 13 year old]

Remember, she just turned four. I am so screwed.

Posted by: Random Penseur at 08:14 AM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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1 *LOL* at least you realise already. I think it came as a total shock to my father.

Posted by: Mia at March 13, 2005 08:33 AM (yLho4)

2 Oh NOOOOO! Better get your attitude going right back! Just wait until the teen years hit!

Posted by: Mark at March 13, 2005 05:14 PM (AvjW+)

3 *snickersnort*

Posted by: Margi at March 14, 2005 07:18 AM (lWAiX)

4 Yes you are! *grins* What fun, eh? ;-)

Posted by: Amber at March 14, 2005 11:41 AM (zQE5D)

5 Yeah... I feel the exact same, yesterday my 2 year old told me he doesn't like me anymore, because I turned off his Thomas the Train DVD. Of course the grudge only lasted about 15 minutes, but still...

Posted by: Oorgo at March 14, 2005 01:34 PM (lM0qs)

6 LOL, smart as a whip and full of spunk! You are in for it!!!!

Posted by: Rachel Ann at March 15, 2005 04:01 AM (TgJbS)

7 Maybe you're just getting it now and she'll be over it by then? What if the second one is just as "spunky"? Then you'll really have your hands full!

Posted by: Hannah at March 15, 2005 03:01 PM (7dELN)

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