August 26, 2006
Setting him straight
The kids are at my parents' house for the weekend while I recuperate. My father called me last night to tell me about how the Girl Child set him straight on an issue and I wanted to record it so, here it is.
Grandfather: Boy Child! I need you to sit down right now and finish your dinner.
Girl Child: Grandpa, no, that isn't true. You don't need him to sit down and finish his dinner, you want him to sit down and finish his dinner.
I gather my dad was the tiniest bit flabergasted. As well he should be. I mean, she's only about 5 and a half.
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A vastectomy is a show of true manhood, so much more than flexing one's muscles or jumping on a Harley; it's a sexy, manly, liberated thing, a turn on. Forget the quiche, and here's to the discomfort quickly fading into dim memory and a very quick recovery. (The downside to Cipro is nausea which makes it unpleasant to eat; the upside to Cipro is nausea which may bring about weight loss) ...and as Jewish traditon goes, you may be trend setting an evolving trilogy: bris, bar mitzvah, vasectomy.
Posted by: Naomi at August 27, 2006 03:48 PM (MmWZ1)
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August 10, 2006
It was a really long time ago for me, too
So, we're sitting around the dinner table tonight. The Viking Bride, The Girl Child, the Boy Child, the Nanny and me. The following is a snippet of conversation:
GC: So, do you know. . .
Me: Who knows what evil lurks in men's hearts!?!
Total silence, blank looks from everyone but the Viking Bride
Me: The Shadow knows!
Nanny: Is that from a movie?
Me: No, it was from a radio show a long time ago, many moons ago, before they had television.
GC: [tone: genuine puzzlement] Was that the 1980's?
And just like that, your youth is their history book.
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erm, it's "who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men."
not that I'm picky or anything.
Posted by: Kathy at August 11, 2006 02:59 PM (HiYDm)
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