So, there I was in the fitness center this morning, after completing my workout, chatting with a couple of friends, one of whom is off to Amsterdam for her first trip. She's going for business, to close a very nice deal, and one of her business associates suggested that in celebration she get herself a pot brownie. This sort of scandalized my very nice friend and led to me making the following observation:

You know you're getting old, and I feel like I am all the time, when you kindly respond to the offer of a pot brownie by saying: gosh, thanks, but I'm on a low carb diet and I really can't eat that.

Water came out of my friend's nose. A successful snarf.

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1 That's hilarious, RP, thanks for sharing.

Posted by: Oorgo at March 08, 2006 04:06 PM (lM0qs)

2 I have a friend who used to know the precise moment when I was swollowing to get water to snort out of my nose. That was a painful year. Great one liner RP!

Posted by: Angie at March 08, 2006 05:45 PM (PQx1b)

3 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! If I was drinking, it would come out my nose too, after that! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: jules at March 09, 2006 12:39 PM (KTn+k)

4 I'm so very relieved that I finished eating lunch before reading this.

Posted by: Allison at March 09, 2006 02:30 PM (DLrVA)

5 You Americans..

Posted by: dr pants at March 09, 2006 08:28 PM (glVUp)

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