It has all become clear to me now. A vasectomy is reliable contraception because you never, ever want to have anyone (not even yourself) touch your genital area ever again. Oh, and the whole area looks so icky that probably no one ever would want to touch it anyway, even presuming you'd be willing to let them, which you would most emphatically would not.

I spoke to the doctor today. He kindly called me back very quickly at 12:30 after I called him at 8:30. I wanted to know if the debilitating pain I felt between the lowest abs and the genitals was normal and why I was getting this huge black and blue mark pretty much all over the place. Turns out it is. Who knew?

I will be amazed if I feel well enough to return to the office tomorrow.

Posted by: Random Penseur at 04:06 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 Patience my friend, it has to look worse before it looks better. Trust me, I used to assist in the procedure. Rest assured, you will want to use the area again soon. Hang in there ( no pun intended! - well maybe just a little bit)

Posted by: Wicked H at August 28, 2006 08:49 AM (iqFar)

2 Ouch, yeah, it goes away, but I found that the first couple days frozen cooked pasta was my friend. I don't really get it though, I know guys who went back to work the next day.. either they have nuts of steel or their surgery went better than mine. Tight supportive underwear is the trick with the pain below your lower abs. I bought some tighty whiteys that were black and were too small for me, they seemed to be adequate. I made the mistake of not wearing them soon enough though... don't make that mistake

Posted by: Oorgo at August 28, 2006 10:45 AM (2uqyw)

3 Feel better soon!

Posted by: Kiddoc at August 28, 2006 04:47 PM (/CsH5)

4 Awww, nuts. :-(

Posted by: Tuning Spork at August 29, 2006 02:05 AM (wcXuw)

5 I really do hope you feel better soon.

Posted by: michele at August 29, 2006 09:17 AM (V2ALs)

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