Seriously. You know that you should consider applying for federal emergency disaster relief for your desk when the only way you can find your cell phone is to engage in autotelephonation and then it still takes you what feels like 5 minutes to find it buried in the mounds of paper on your desk.

Actually, I think I just saw the Governor go by in a helicopter as he came to inspect the disaster that is my desk.

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1 You actually put your phone down? Seriously? Mine is always in my hand. Always. Makes typing hard

Posted by: Helen at January 26, 2005 12:59 PM (uFX1z)

2 When it came time to choose which kind of computer I wanted the school I work for to provide, I should have asked for a Dell rather than a Mac (the choice compatable with the majority of the people I work with). If I had gotten a Dell, that powedery black finish would have shown up so much better in th eblizzard of white paper on my desk. I brought a pile of papers home with me one night, and didn't realize my computer was in among them.

Posted by: Mandalei at January 26, 2005 03:22 PM (LcyhB)

3 sometimes it is just better to sweep it all off into the trash and start over (if only we could)

Posted by: standing naked at January 27, 2005 05:40 AM (IAJcf)

4 Autotelephonation, eh? Is that legal?

Posted by: GrammarQueen at January 27, 2005 02:53 PM (glf8i)

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